Want to be different?

If you're a male between the ages of 18 and 25 and you want to stand out and be different from other young men, I have the best idea for you. It doesn't involve getting a crazy haircut or tattoos or strange-colored clothing. You don't have to jump into freezing water, dive off a cliff, or follow a popular band around the country. You don't have to distance yourselves from your loved ones. All of things have been done before.

If you REALLY want to stand out, your course of action is obvious. Become a member of the Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of Barber Shop Quartet Singing in America. Who knows? Maybe I will.